Quotes

"Facebook is not my social identity , its a part of my social identity and you my dear friends have to understand that !! -- Rahul Miglani"

Tell Her someone we love it the "simple way"

Stop looking for humor...I say
It’s everywhere night and day
Let me tell you what I have to say
Coz it was a HDDG on her way


Getting out of the house was no easy way
Had to think 'what-shall-i-wear-today??'
Or crib that no one cares, anyway
Worrying about makeup which she does heavy ways
Always covering the skin with red, pink and various shades


Wearing a scarf preventing her from Uv rays
She was care full no one misses her glares
She wore a rainbow colored tee
Which came buy 2 get one free


She had to shop that’s why she came,
She always came when there was no rain,
Worrying that the makeup would go
She had lost all the enjoyment we do


Finally she steps inside the mall and says
“bhaiya alu kitne ke dozen diye”
It’s per kg smiling bhaiya says
Cribbing about what bhaiya says
She came back finally smiling all the way


Tell her someone that we love it the simple way
Not make up but a smile will make our day
We want a girl very simple we pray
Who wakes up the same every day?


PS: NOM to all Girls! Secret : Guys love simple Girls...
PS: HDDG*-> HAR DIN DIWALI GIRL -The one who have mashkara, lashkara , kajal on her and wears shining red, blue ,green clothes with long heals every day.
Dedicated to all the girls who wear heavy makeup everyday!

I can’t work today without you,

I can’t work today without you,
Because I lie so far away from you.


Your absence in office makes me incomplete
I am so sorry but I won’t let it repeat




All the time I m thinking about you only
Coz you are the only who is so close to me


I am feeling terrible without you
How can I do this to you


This is the first mistake in 2 years I have made
I promise I won’t repeat it again


I cannot explain how bad I am feeling without you
I hope you are well somewhere in the bed I know


We have spent numerous nights sleeping together
You are the one who know me in and out


You don’t know how much I love you
I m so sorry today I forgot you.


I am sorry I made a mistake
I promise it won’t happen again


I am so sorry this had to happen
But I promise I love you
do I say sorry for that too..


-----------------------------------------------------------Rahul Miglani


This poem is for the missed mobile phone which I left at Home :)

Aj Unse pehli mulakat ho Gayi

Ek unkahi si baat ho gayi


Aaj Han Aaj


Ek unkahi si baat ho gayi
Bin badal ke barsaat ho gayi
Bin labzo ke bat ho gayi


Jaise falak tak chalne ki shuruwat ho gayi
Jaise badal ki asman se mulaqat ho gayi
Jaise boond ki moti se baat ho gayi
Jaise ek nayi umag ki bahar ho gayi


Mere system ki hardisk me shumar ho gayi
Mere login password ki sartaj ho gayi
Mere unix environment ki background tayyar ho gayi
Mere Dil ki dhadkan fir jawan ho gayi


Jaise flu virus ki vaccine tayaar ho gayi
Jaise neta ji ke intear ki gadi smapt hi gayi
Jaise world cup ghar ki baat ho gayi
Jaise reality show ki shuruwat ho gayi


Bus yahi on the spot award ho gayi
Jaise appriciation mail ki bahar ho gayi
Jaise outlook ki server se pehchan ho gayi
jaise conflicts ki sync issues se mulaqat ho gayi


Lagta hia bus naiya par ho gayi
Sahil se mulaqat ho gayi
Andhere me roshni ki shuruwat ho gayi
Chirago me low ki shuruwat ho gayi


Han Aaj
Aj unse pehli mulaqat ho gayi


----------------------------------------------------Rahul Miglani

Confession : I Hit and Ran

Ok. I know people do this all the time, but I'm really having pangs of conscience about this. Some of you may laugh because  I'm probably freaking out over something most people would just shrug off. Anyway, yesterday on a lazy Sunday I was just coming back from the restaurant where I usually have my dinner .As a prelude I must tell you I  have been driving for 10 years now and  I have no accident thank god for that.  So I just took that turn towards the road which leads to my Place , The road is usually dark as the state government does not actually care about street lightning but I guess now we are used to driving in dark roads. I was at a speed of around 50 kmph , the road is quite bumpy but I was in a rush to catch my favorite tele show and so I did not bother to slow down. And suddenly my mobile phone rang , I usually don’t bother to stop or slow down to attend the call but I attend it with my one hand and with one hand I can drive quite well and I am kind of proud of that , most people do that in India and talk about traffic sense at Delhi NCR .As soon as I took the phone out of my shirt pocket and WHAM….. Something just hit me or maybe I hit something and I was sure , I ran over it . I stopped after 50 meters to see what had happened , It was dark but I guess I could still see what has happened. There wasn't any damage or a dent, but there was something laying on the road.  I was already late for the television show and though I'm usually quite level-headed, I sort of panicked. I tried to see what was it and was shocked to see the blood on the road , she might be 2 years old ,I was cursing her for crossing the road alone in this dark night and that too she had to come in front of me , I quietly had a look around and got to know no one was watching .I thought of going towards it and picking it but was afraid that the blood might give me stains. First time involved in something like this and sort of freaked, walked back out and drove off. Now, I'm having major pangs of conscience. I don't know how to overcome this. And though it is not likely at all, I can't help but have this odd worry that someone saw me or some camera caught me and that someone will track me down. If so, what should I do?. Perhaps I feel horrible because I consider myself a pretty honest person.  So what should I do? And should I worry? Yes I murdered a squirrel. It could have been anyone. People don’t mix mobile with driving. 

Testing Testing kardi ve main aape Tester hoyi

Testing Testing kardi ve main aape Tester hoyi
Tester Tester saddo ni mainu Dev. na aakho koyi
Oo Testing Testing na kar Dev. jag badnami hoye
Har koi fir gaali deve , help kare na koi

Begunah pakda gaya (yaaro), Testing mein jakda gaya (yaaro)
Code ke beech mein bug (yaaro), bewajah pakda gaya (yaaro)

Aankh se bug hatt ti nahin, arrey hatt ti nahin, arrey hatt ti nahin
Sotey sotey bolta hoon, kabhi bolte bolte sota hoon
Kya jaane bug kya hota hai, kabhi chalte code se puchta hu
Ek baar to aake dekhe woh bhi

Testing Testing kardi ve main aape Tester hoyi
Tester Tester saddo ni mainu dev. na aakho koyi
Oo Testing Testing na kar Dev. jag badnami hoye
Har koi fir gaali deve , help kare na koi

Jal ja, jal ja bug mein jal ja, bug se testcase hoye
Ache bug laga le maathe , bug lagey to testscript hoye
Testing Testing kardi ve main aape Tester hoyi
Testing Testing saddo ni mainu Dev. na aakho koyi

Code Chalta bhi nahin,Bug hut ta bhi nahin
Deadline nazdeek hia , Test Case banta  nahi
Bina bug code, arrey code kyun lambi lagti hain
Kabhi tera bug, kabhi teri coding kyun achchi lagti hain
Yeh galat code, arrey rework ab mushkil hai

Testing Testing kardi ve main aape Tester hoyi
Tester Tester saddo ni mainu dev na aakho koyi
Oo Testing Testing na kar dev jag badnami hoye
Har koi fir gaali deve , help kare na koi

Chal ja, Chal ja code tu chal ja, fir appreciation hoye
Chalte code ka test case bane to fir baat na hoye

Chal, chal code chalte rahein, tu kahin na warning daye
Warning agar aa bhi gayi, woh tera kasoor nahin
Bina teri warning, arrey code kahin khatam na ho jaayein
Sabi teri lines, sabi comments kahin indentation na khoye
Yeh galat code, arrey rework ab mushkil hai

Testing Testing kardi ve main aape Tester hoyi
Tester Tester saddo ni mainu Dev. na aakho koyi
Oo Testing Testing na kar Dev. jag badnami hoye
Har koi fir gaali deve , help kare na koi

By : Rahul Miglani

My First Book

https://www.lulu.com/commerce/index.php?fBuyContent=10717127

Untitled Poem .....making a song out of it

I love you so much my sweetheart


Like the dew drops in the morning grass
you are my sweetest wineglass


your presence in my life fills me with freshness,
you are the source my hope and happiness.


I am so glad that we met
For you I have only love and respect


I  mean everything I say.
And Promise i will never betray


I love you my sweetheart.
Like the dew drops in the morning grass
you are my sweetest wineglass

Images that i carry Part 2

Images that I carry - Part 2
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CHD
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Girl 1 : hi Flirt !
Mig : How do you know I am a flirt , you are talking to me for the first time.?
Girl 1: My room mate told me , and her friend told her whose friend told her !
Mig : o.k , do you think I m a flirt !
Girls : They call you , so I call you flirt !
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BLR
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Girl 2: hi Flirt !
Mig : How do you know I am a flirt , you are talking to me for the first time.?
Girl2 : your blog made me think you must be a flirt ! and your PS: I love girls !
Mig : If I write horror stories then I would be devil by evening right!
Girl : You are Rude
Mig : Can a Rude Man be a flirt
Girl 2 : But you are! because they say !
Mig : define They
Girl 2: you remember you flirted with XYZ
Mig : It was her who did
Girl : but they say you are a flirt , so you are a flirt!

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Mcity
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Girl 3: hi flirt
Mig : Why do you talk to me , when I am a flirt
Girl 3 : because you are straight forward and frank and a sweet friend!
Mig : Who told you I m a flirt ?
Girl 3: My friend from CHD told me
Mig : So I am flirt
Girl 3: I don’t think so
Mig : Then..
Girl 3: But they say; so you are !
Mig : define they !
Girl 3: I will get back to you on that!

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Pune
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Girl 4: Hi flirt !
Mig : How do you know , I am a flirt !
Girl 4 : Come on everybody know that !
Mig : Did I Flirt with you .
Girl 4: No
Mig : Then ,why did u called me flirt
Girl 4: you did not flirt with me , that does not mean you aint a flirt
Mig :

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Mysore
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Girl 5: hi flirt
Mig : Hi
Girl 5: How are you
Mig : Everybody thinks I am a flirt
Girl 5: yes ,you flirted with me !
Mig : but , I aint flirting with any beauty that comes my way
Girl 5: you work on Unix right , define a file
Mig : A file is a file is a file
Girl 5: A flirt is a flirt is a flirt
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MNGLR
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Girl 6 : Hi flirt
Mig : Come on , you are my friend !
Girl 6: you flirted with me when I was in 8th grade
Mig : Then
Girl 6: Once a flirt , always a flirt
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TVM
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Girl 7: hi flirt
Mig : I am in very bad mood , yaar everybody thinks I am a flirt
Girl 7: you are a flirt
Mig : I am not defending my self
Girl 7: you cant
Mig : why
Girl 7: because we are girls and we are always right
Mig : Even girls are flirt
Girl 7: hw dare you
Mig : I have experienced
Girl 7: such a loser !
Mig : reality it is , I know girls who flirted with me
Girl 7: Who will believe you,
Mig : at least the guys
Girl 7: try!
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HYD
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Girl 8: hi Migs
Mig :But I flirted with you and everybody thinks I m a flirt
Girl 8: Why do you think about them
Mig : I am a normal human being
Girl 8: you are a sweet friend, that’s why I m telling you to ignore everything
Mig : I cant , its not easy , girl who don’t even know me thinks I m a flirt ,
Girl 8: No they don’t , they just pretend , girls are girls
Mig : M I a flirt
Girl 8: A flirt is not a flirt is a flirt !
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PS1: Images That I carry, this is just a post, and I don’t think much!! This series will continue!
PS2: Not all girls are same, Not all boys, People do change with time!
PS3: I love girls!!!!

Dont worry part 1 will be posted soon ;)

“Badnaam hi sahi
Chalo Naam to hua”

I want to go back in time

I want to go back……………….
I want to go back……………….
I want to go back to the time
When I used to hold your finger
That meant the world for me
Holding which I grew up
I want to go back…………………..
I want to go back to that misty childhood
When you were the only truth I knew
That meant the world for me
Learning from you I grew up
I want to go back………………………..
I want to go back to that small playground
When I used to play with you
When I always won because you let me to
You did everything just to keep me happy
I want to go back…………………………..
I want to go back to the time
When you cooked tiffin for my school
Those paranthas I will never forget
Not because I don’t get them now
Just because they were made of your love
I want to go back
I want to go back to those birthdays
When you bought me unaffordable gifts
That meant all my happiness
And I remained ever so thankless
I know I cannot go back in time
I just want you to know I love you ma
and thank you for just being my ma
You are the best ma..


Dedicated to ma ,pyari ma , meri ma , mamma.

Hey Techies lets go green

Hey techies lets go green

Because that is the only vaccine
Now let’s begin the charity at home
Let’s not have paper bills for phone
Let’s pay every bill online
Saving trees with that would just be fine.
Let’s start the savings when we brush
Let’s turn off the tap when we do that
Also do the same when we shave
As that’s the best way to save
Let’s come to office and put up a fight
Turning off computers at night,
Let’s also turn off the light,
When not needed and it’s so bright.
At last we should not forget to recycle
Wherever possible we should use bicycle
Let’s save the planet and plant a tree
Lets spread the message and make everyone agree
Hey techies lets go green
Because that is the only vaccine
….Rahul



PS: It’s a Rap.

What should I do with this life without you

Current mood:	thoughtful
Current music:	jo barse sapne boond boond
Entry tags:	fake, love, pyar, thought

What should I do with this life without you
What should I do with this life without you

I know you are leaving me forever !
But please tell me how should I handle this pain
What would I do with this life without you


What should I do with this lost love-life of mine
What should I do with this all this beauty all around
What should I do with the flowers all around
What should I do with the world all around
What would I do with this life without you

How would I handle the taunts
How would I handle this loneliness
How would I handle this emptiness
What would I do with this life without you

Now I don’t care if I don’t get enough air to breath
Now I don’t care if I don’t get enough food to eat
Now I don’t care if I get to meet you in this world
Now I only care to meet you in the next world

if I will cry then they will say I have gone mad !!
if I won’t speak then they will say I have gone crazy !!
if I won’t eat then they will say I have gone berserk !!
but let me tell you I don’t want to live without you
What would I do with this life without you

Oh darling !! Please wait , let me see you for the one last time
Let me hide my tears so that no one can see
But I need to say goodbye to you one last time.
Please let me do it , don’t say it as a crime

What should I do with this life without you
----------------------------------------------------Rahul Miglani