Happy Women's Day

Har Din Diwali Girl

HDDG at GYM
1.She wants to go to gym.
2.She also wants to wear that short T shirt.
3.She also Wants to do stretching.
4.She also does not want the T shirt to lift up a little.

HDDG*= HAR DIN DIWALI GIRL - The one who have mashkara, lashkara , kajal on her and wears shining red, blue ,green clothes with high heals everyday.

PS: HDDG is copyrighted by Rahul_Miglani.Reproduction of this, either in part or in its entirety, without the explicit permission of the author is prohibited and will be dealt with strict actions.
PS: I love girls ,this work is just for positive humor coming out of our daily life.
PS: I respect girls and believe "I love women"."They’re the best thing ever created"."But,If they want to be like men and come down to our level,I cannot do anything about that."

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Punjabification Of Movies

Punjabification Of Movies
Well it looks like Bollywood hates to be hated for more than one reason , The point I am going to mention is “PUNJABIFICATION” of movies.

Everybody seems to have a say in what’s okay to go in a movie, Now let me tell what I think of the current Movies scenario.

Well it looks like Bollywood hates to be hated for more than one reason , The point I am going to mention is “PUNJABIFICATION” of movies. I am O.K with films on religious, cast-eist, regional, historical or whatever other ground they can find , unless and until they are very good , thought provoking , But it comes to PUNJABIFICATION of movies I must tell you that I am not liking it.

Every now and then filmmakers bow down in apology whenever there are protests against something or the other but I want to say that it has really degraded the level of movies today.It was objections by Sikh bodies that made Vipul Shah reshoot portions of Singh Is Kinng, with the ‘guidance’ of Sikh leaders, and Akki had to prostrate himself at the Rakabganj Gurudwara in Delhi to ask for forgiveness for the sin of making the film. Jo Bole So Nihaal ignored such ‘objections’ and got a few bomb blasts for it. Love Aaj Kal too was quietly and submissively screened for them.

Clearly, Bollywood is suffering from a case of sense and sensitivity. The article from where these facts are picked up from are from Times of India which talks about role of censor board But here I talk about over Punjabification which is completely different .Well excess of everything is bad and in this case I just hate it.You look at every other item song from every alternate new release it has some Punjabi lyrics added to it , Producers do it because it sells , Mind you I have no problems with that , I have a problem what that is shown , The Punjabi culture is shown either in a very funny way or in a very orthodox way , which is not the case.


Now let’s talk about dil bole hadippa

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Dil Bole Hadippa

The Sikh community is protesting against –
1) The use of the Sikh small turban,
2) Rani’s character being portrayed as ‘strong but foolish’,
3) Promos depicting it as a tale of ‘turbans, twists and tricks.’


Excerpts from the letter of protest say, As if male actors were not enough to mock the Sikhs, you now have a female actor to tar the Sikh image. Scenes and sequences from the movie are highly offensive. For Bollywood, with respect to Sikhs, freedom of expression has been license to poke fun at their attire, their intellect, their language and their community.’



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The freedom of expression has been license to poke fun at their attire, their intellect, their language and their community and I agree to it .What the hell is going on .As it’s a big banner film no protest going to make a huge impact and YRF rocks , every one likes it. YRF have always shown Punjab in a good way and there is no one who can raise a voice against his movies.

Now lets talk about Madhur bhandarkar , he is very good at showing the realty , which I just love , even if there is any Punjabi element its in real which I like.Also lets me talk about vishal Bhardwaj , he shows what is entertaining and looks real (even if its not) , Let it be the UP touch in OMKARA or the Bengali underworld in Kaminey , its different and its not meant to be making fun or to poke fun at any community .

But some producers and directors just think that adding a Punjabi touch to the lyrics of a song or making fun of Punjabis’s in movies will work for them it does not , its just that it is degrading the level of movies.But the problem with present day Indian film is a crisis of identity. In an attempt to satisfy viewers in Manhattan and Matunga, in London and in Ludhiana, a synthetic world, which exists only in films, has emerged on our silverscreen.

Latest in this trend being tere naal love ho gaya where in the newly wed couple is doing this shitty movie just to promote their marriage or may be just to promote that they are also actors , I have no problem with that but I have issues with the adultrated Punjabi and haryanvi language used in this movie.This is just a stupid polluted mix of what they call is punjabi , Mind you , you are just screwing yourself !!

Now let me tell you , i'm a proud punjabi and i am very sad about the punjabification of bollywood.The punjabi culture they show on screen is a very polluted mix. The language is polluted with dance (bhangra) is not close to being authentic, and the strip-mining of punjabi folk-songs is outrageous.The dance they show is not BHANGRA , but a remix of Bhangra which is simply BAD(least i could use) for the original form.



PS : I am a Punjabi Myslef
PSS : I also like Yash Raj films.
PSSS : I still have no idea why Sing is Kinng was a hit.
PSSSS : I am no great critic , it's just what I feel.



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Banana Republic

Welcome to banana republic , Please invest in our country , we will ask you from huge bribes , Then suddenly government will change , we will ask you for more bribes and then or honorable supreme court will wake up[Thankfully ] , and it will fine you and if you are a small investor you will have to pack your bags , Oh stop , you will be fined as well because you did what we said is the norm  and whats more we are not even sorry , and if you are still thinking of bad mouthing us , come on don't do so !!! Oh you never came back to invest , we Don t care , we have a huge market and there are many if not more than just many we have many interested billionaires who want to invest in our country who will eventually invest with ur , in us , out of us , come on we are giving you our hugely limited asset for nuts , pea nuts ok may be on an OK cost .Are you the game , Lets play ...

MS Paint : Fun Intended

MS Paint Again : Dil aur Panchi (Trying Texture This time)

MS Paint Again -Kutta

MS Paint

Testing Testing kardi ve main aape Tester hoyi

Testing Testing kardi ve main aape Tester hoyi
Tester Tester saddo ni mainu Dev. na aakho koyi
Oo Testing Testing na kar Dev. jag badnami hoye
Har koi fir gaali deve , help kare na koi

Begunah pakda gaya (yaaro), Testing mein jakda gaya (yaaro)
Code ke beech mein bug (yaaro), bewajah pakda gaya (yaaro)

Aankh se bug hatt ti nahin, arrey hatt ti nahin, arrey hatt ti nahin
Sotey sotey bolta hoon, kabhi bolte bolte sota hoon
Kya jaane bug kya hota hai, kabhi chalte code se puchta hu
Ek baar to aake dekhe woh bhi

Testing Testing kardi ve main aape Tester hoyi
Tester Tester saddo ni mainu dev. na aakho koyi
Oo Testing Testing na kar Dev. jag badnami hoye
Har koi fir gaali deve , help kare na koi

Jal ja, jal ja bug mein jal ja, bug se testcase hoye
Ache bug laga le maathe , bug lagey to testscript hoye
Testing Testing kardi ve main aape Tester hoyi
Testing Testing saddo ni mainu Dev. na aakho koyi

Code Chalta bhi nahin,Bug hut ta bhi nahin
Deadline nazdeek hia , Test Case banta  nahi
Bina bug code, arrey code kyun lambi lagti hain
Kabhi tera bug, kabhi teri coding kyun achchi lagti hain
Yeh galat code, arrey rework ab mushkil hai

Testing Testing kardi ve main aape Tester hoyi
Tester Tester saddo ni mainu dev na aakho koyi
Oo Testing Testing na kar dev jag badnami hoye
Har koi fir gaali deve , help kare na koi

Chal ja, Chal ja code tu chal ja, fir appreciation hoye
Chalte code ka test case bane to fir baat na hoye

Chal, chal code chalte rahein, tu kahin na warning daye
Warning agar aa bhi gayi, woh tera kasoor nahin
Bina teri warning, arrey code kahin khatam na ho jaayein
Sabi teri lines, sabi comments kahin indentation na khoye
Yeh galat code, arrey rework ab mushkil hai

Testing Testing kardi ve main aape Tester hoyi
Tester Tester saddo ni mainu Dev. na aakho koyi
Oo Testing Testing na kar Dev. jag badnami hoye
Har koi fir gaali deve , help kare na koi

By : Rahul Miglani

I want to go back in time

I want to go back……………….
I want to go back……………….
I want to go back to the time
When I used to hold your finger
That meant the world for me
Holding which I grew up
I want to go back…………………..
I want to go back to that misty childhood
When you were the only truth I knew
That meant the world for me
Learning from you I grew up
I want to go back………………………..
I want to go back to that small playground
When I used to play with you
When I always won because you let me to
You did everything just to keep me happy
I want to go back…………………………..
I want to go back to the time
When you cooked tiffin for my school
Those paranthas I will never forget
Not because I don’t get them now
Just because they were made of your love
I want to go back
I want to go back to those birthdays
When you bought me unaffordable gifts
That meant all my happiness
And I remained ever so thankless
I know I cannot go back in time
I just want you to know I love you ma
and thank you for just being my ma
You are the best ma..


Dedicated to ma ,pyari ma , meri ma , mamma.

wah ri duniya wah tere rang hazaar - My Fav Poem by me

wah ri duniya wah
tere rang hazar

uper rakhe phool
niche sukhi mazar

muh par achaiyan
aur peeth par war

juthi teri batein
jutha tera pyar

nakli teri hasi
nakli tera swang

bikti hai zindagi
firbhi sajte hain bazar

wah ri duniya wah
tere rang hazar             
 --------RAHUL MIGLANI

Silence

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After you left 

I was sitting and watching My self in the mirror

I was sad and was looking with some horror

I wanted to put an end to my life 

I was sitting and was holding a knife

I wanted to it to cut my wrist 

But I remembered that there once you kissed
I was thinking what have I done

I wanted to end my life there and then

I was thinking from where it began

It was little misunderstanding which lead to this

And now As i begin to miss

all those beautiful days spent together

we loved each other in every weather

I was thinking what have I done 

I looked at the wrist and the knife

I remembered that you wanted me to be your wife

It was me who delayed the things

As I wanted to fly with my wings

But I never wanted to disappoint you 

I love you and only you

I am sorry that I hurt you 

I want to come back to you 

Will you accept me and be mine

And will it again all be fine

This is all what i doubt

I can see the dark clouds

I am looking at the wrists and the knife

I am going to end my life

silence prevails...................................

Testing Testing kardi we main ape tester hoyi

bus 1 roz main

Bus ek roz bahut door chala jaunga
waqt ki tarah hu hath na aunga
lakh koshish karlo
hatho se fisal jaunga

Ek wada hai apni yadon ke kisse chod jaunga
Arey Pareshan mat hona har yaad me mil jaunga
Banke hawa teri jhulfo se khelunga
Tere Daaman ko choom jaunga

Mar jaunga par apne nishan chod jaunga
Pyar banke tere ansu ban jaunga
Par jane se pehle ye dua kar jaunga
hasti rahe tu teri muskurahat ban jaunga

Bin Badal Barsaat ban jaunga
ek unkahi si baat ban jaunga
kya pata tha itna pyar kar paunga
aur maut se badtar itni saza paunga

Meri Mummy Ne Kaha Hain Mujse Beta Mujko Bahu La Do

Meri Mummy Ne Kaha Hain Mujse Beta Mujko Bahu La Do
Maine Kaha Mummy Kaha Milti Hain bus itna Bata Do

Mere Papa Mujse Bole Beta Shadi Karle Tu Jawan Ho Gaya Hain
Maine Kaha Papa Baat Kehne Ki nahi hia yeh To Muje Bhi Pata Hain

Dada bole lado beta mujhko ab is lathi ka ek sahara

Maine kaha koi aye to mile ishara aur mujhko mile kinara

Dadi boli jaldi shadi karle ab nahi raha jata hia

Maine kaha tum to bol leti ho mujhese to bola bhi na jata hia

Behen boli bhaiya ab to bhabhi lado

Meine Bola shadi ka laddo pehle tujhe na khiladu

Bhai bola bhaiya tum fatafat karlo fir mera number lagado

Maine kaha chotu teri batein Mummy ko batadu

Mere Dost Mujse Bole Ghayel Tu Kar Le Aashiqi
Maine Kaha Yaro Koi Milti Nahi Koshish To Bohat Ki

Mera Manager bola beta settle ho jao

Maine kaha uncle itne paise kaha se lau

bus yaaro kisi ne kaha hai time har kutte ka ata hai

Miggu to fir bhi insaan ki category me ata hia

par waqt se pehle aur bhagye se adhik kisi ko kya mil pata hia

Bus Miggu Sahi waqt ka intzaar farmata hia

I felt the Tremors this time

I felt the Tremors this Time …

Yes I felt the tremors This time, Your know why because its my city , its the place where I have been manier times. Yes I felt the tremors this time, That too quite badly, I used to go to German bakery once in a while just to see the chicks and hap crowd.Koregaon One of the busiest place to be in .Its a happening place and they choose to blow it up and we are still giving them Ac facilities in jails, look at kasab he is living a happier life in the great Indian judicial system. When we have enough proof why don’t we hang him right now.

I would not blame the Maharashtra government for this blast because after David headly's interrogation revealed that he did visit Pane during his Indiavisit, the Chabad House at Koregaon park was heavily guarded, even up to last week I could see sand bags stocked at the chabad house premise while I was passing through Koregaon Park, even concrete road dividers were also being planted in Koregaon Park yesterday, as the main road of Koregaon Park is a small road and this area has many party spots for brats who keep speeding on their bikes and cars on this road, I would really like to know where are the brave hearts of Maharashtra from MNS and Shiv Sena. Are they still opposing the movie and wasting our police forces priceless time. I guess its only because of people like Thakrey that the police has to guard multiplexes instead of target areas.

Though My Name is Khan did not release in pune till Friday still almost all movie halls in pune were provided with heavy police security, just because of the useless threats which Shiv Sena had issued for stopping this film from getting released, Shiv Sena would have really felt proud of all this drama they set up, it's just because of these idiots the police force had to be diverted to protect the cinema halls and now Shiva Sena would put the blame on Ashok Chavan that he was busy protecting a film release, so what should a CM do, protect civilians from Political Goons or Terrorists , I pity for the CM, he is left with no choice but to protect multiplexes from MORAL POLICING of MNS and SS.If would have been in CHAVAN's place I would have jailed both RT and SS chief for wasting and vandalizing public property and disturbing peace.

You know what I never felt so scared , I never felt the tremors of a terrorist attack before , but this time it was different ,Mom called at exactly 19:45 Saturday thankfully I was at home , I told her that everything was fine ,Grandpa called me soon , yeah he can use mobile too, he is a technically trained farmer you know. I told him everything was fine.soom The cell phone was full of sms's , I still did not realized it was that bad, I switched on the TV and then saw the site,OMG it was German bakery , Its the same spot where we used to go on bikes just to check the chicks and eat some tasty bakery items,OSHO ashram was there, I was shaken to the core, Its the same place where I would have been some other day.9 dead 50 injured is the government figure, I don’t believe that.Fb and orkut was full of messages. But I was answering the phone calls , was smsing and was just thinking of the people who sell flowers just outside that shop. Its a shame , they struck pune and we were giving high class treatment to kasab and preventing SRK , just that SRK earn BILLIONS out of that movie , will he give anything out of his profit to the victims.SS and MNS brave hearts will do anything , even if they do the precious lives are nomore.Someone's son/husband/brother/sister/wife are dead.

Again for few days we would see the debate shows occupying news channel prime time slots, blame game on the central and state government, few fiery words from Sena and MNS, and then the issue would die down. It's really unfortunate that has happened in Pune and let's hope peace prevails in the city .But I will never forget this , and will not forget people who earn billions and more for their publicity stunts, for their political carriers and usage of police force in stupid things and will never care for the poor people who died. I will not forget those people.